Smiles are free, smiles are free
Smiles are free, ay!
Why don't you have another on me babe
Smiles are free, smiles are free
Smiles are free, ay!
Why don't you have another on me
Smiles are free, smiles are free
Smiles are free, ay!
Why don't you have another on me babe
Smiles are free, smiles are free
Smiles are free, ay!
Why don't you have another on me

West Jettitude
I'm never rude
I won't crack til I'm
Back in a better mood
You’d never know it
Cause I never show it
But I bring it home
Poison all the
People that I love the most

Pass it on like a
Game of telephone
Pay it forward
Like a bad penny
Teeth, eyes friendly
Just don't point out that it's fake
Don't make them check the tape
You know they've
Got a camera trained
Upon my face

Training up the A.I.
That's gonna replace me
Already making minimum
But they don't wanna pay me
Wouldn't you be happier
With 9 to 5 vacant?
Smiles are free
When income's basic

Smiles are free, smiles are free
Smiles are free, ay!
Why don't you have another on me babe
Smiles are free, smiles are free
Smiles are free, ay!
Why don't you have another on me

Call me unprofessional
Try and upset me
In the past I might have
Found that threatening
But I finally figured out
The part that you’re not getting
This is not my profession

This is not a
Professional job, either
Working from a script
Like I’m playing June Cleaver
High pressure
No commission on sales
Hope we make our targets
‘Fore the system fails, ha!

If there is a problem
I know I’ll be first to go
The hidden blessing is
I’ll also be the first to know
Already smelling gas
And making for the door
In the dark
I’ve got a ton of practice
Plus my teeth are sharp

Smiles are free, smiles are free
Smiles are free, ay!
Why don't you have another on me babe
Smiles are free, smiles are free
Smiles are free, ay!
Why don't you have another on me
Smiles are free, smiles are free
Smiles are free, ay!
Why don't you have another on me babe
Smiles are free, smiles are free
Smiles are free, ay!
Why don't you have another on me

This is a job, this is a job
This is not your life
This is a job, this is a job
This is a job, this is a job
This is not your life
This is a job, this is a job
This is a job, this is a job
This is not your life
This is a job, this is a job
This is a job, this is a job
This is not your life
This is a job, this is a job
This is a job, this is a job
This is not your life
This is a job, this is a job
This is a job, this is a job
This is not your life
This is a job, this is a job
This is a job, this is a job
This is not your life
This is a job, this is a job